( 5 STAR) WHITE DEATH GELATO | 2 OZ $275

At first, you’ll feel mental clarity sneaking in. Then, it will explode in a way that justifies the name, a White Fire in your brain that will do anything in its power to help you relax. You’ll feel uplifted, focused, full of purpose. Your mind will be cleared, which is great for Type A, “work is the most important thing in the universe,” type of people. White Fire could be how you burn down the house of stress you’ve built! The taste of your success will be sour citrus, pepper, and earth, with flavors of fuel and herbs on the exhale. This taste is becoming famous for its therapeutic effects, mixing you a cocktail of uplifting, yet spicy earthiness. Despite feeling cerebral and energetic, you’ll also be ready for sleep. Attention issues like ADHD, pain, depression, stress, and fatigue disappear in the glow of White Fire. You’ll feel lazy no matter what you “want” to feel, even though this isn’t a strain known for putting you to sleep. You’ll just give in to not giving a flip.