BIO-JESUS (AAA+)

Let this immaculate strain rock you to sleep at night. Bio-Jesus is a hybrid strain that produces more of a body high than anything, giving you the tingles until your body is completely relaxed. Also great for pain relief, this strain is as good as it gets for those suffering with insomnia.

Keep in mind, this list has nothing to do with the quality of the strain—we just had to giggle at the name. But by all means, if you’re intrigued by one of these extraordinarily named strains, give it a try!